Saturday, November 22, 2008

Boots, socks, feet and sweat...

Since the demise of my red shoes, I have been wearing my boots to teach pole.

They are knee high and they lace up the front with individual hook and eyes.

I have worn them for a number of weeks and with summer approaching it has been getting extremely sweaty in there! To make matters worse I have been wearing the same socks day in, day out... THEY STINK!!!!!!!!!

Since I started doing my own washing I have always found that one sock seems to disappear... as a result, you will often see me wearing odd socks.... as I am here!!

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You can see how sweaty it gets under there! My pink socks are stuck to my leg and drenched with sweat!! When you unzip the boot and the cool air hits your sock it is the most relaxing feeling! Cool blowing on your hot leg!

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Here I am slipping my putrid foot out of my hot boot...

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And once removed you can see the staining and the disgusting sock that nestles inside the boot. I really should take another pair of socks to the studio... however, I have decided that I will wear these socks until some poor person buys them and presses them against their face and draws in the heinously revolting stench that sticks to these socks. They are truly appalling. They smell like pungent corn chips. Stale and rancid. I shudder to think how ripe they will smell after my next class... the temperatures are soaring down here...

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My skin feels soft and slick as it gets so hot in my boots it pretty much creates a sauna like effect.

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And finally my poor suffering foot grasping for air after 2 hours roasting inside hot boots and socks...

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If you are interested in the socks or would just like to have a chat, you can reach me at alexis_kellyxxx@hotmail.com

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